#James2020Vision 🇺🇸 Pro #labor #union. I KNOW of repeatedly breaking your body for someone else to get nothing but pain for life. 😠
#James2020Vision 🇺🇸 Pro #labor #union. I KNOW the suffering of playing by the rules and getting shit-on by greed and unethical politicians.
#James2020Vision 🇺🇸 Proposal: #Family First: Parenting and relationship education required for renewing federal USA marriage licence.
#James2020Vision 🇺🇸 Today’s campaign catchphrase:
“Vote James or he may destroy all humanity!”
☝️Instead of solitary confinement we should pipe-in @GoDaddyHelp on-hold jazz music to the prison cells. #james2020vision #prisoncomedy
#James2020Vision 🇺🇸 I promise: I am considering a co-president whose disagreements must be settled by coin flip. May have to get married. 😐
#James2020Vision 🇺🇸 I promise: I am considering getting a divorce lawyer on staff for when it’s time for a new co-president. 😐 go #bachelors
#James2020Vision 🇺🇸 I promise: Re co-president: Let’s be serious; my vice president is there for the primary reason of in case I die.
#James2020Vision 🇺🇸 Security (for me): I will have 6 full dress Roman Centurions on my Secret Service detail. Hopeful and confident at all times. With Hershey bars.
#James2020Vision Today’s campaign catchphrase: Make America Honorable Again
James2020vision.com paid political advertisement. #democracy
#James2020Vision 🇺🇸 There will be NO COWARDS in my cabinet or staff.
All must have an apple shot from their heads. No exceptions.
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 My cabinet: Disagreement on any matter can only be expressed after throwing a soft toy at that person. #election2020
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 I caution: If elected there is a 51% chance I’ll be arrested for punching a Republican, have to resign and my hot VP will take over. james2020vision.com
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 Today’s campaign catchphrase (7.19.2017): “James James he’s our man if he can’t do it we’re DOOMED!”
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 I promise: I will remain single. There will be a new First Girlfriend contest every 6-8 weeks (about). I promise?
#James2020vision Proposal: Cabinet position: Secretary of #AnimalWelfare. Federal ethical standards enforced. [scheduled]
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 I promise: There will be at least 2 conservatives in my cabinet and lots of soft toys to throw at them in meetings.
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 Bill: Gun control: Any gun used in a crime: original owner gets that firearm shoved up his ass. No anesthesia. I promise.
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 I promise: I will only collude with scumbags or lawyers if I don’t know the person is one. I promise.
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 I promise: If elected and I’m drunk you’ll know it because my tweets will be refined, articulate and carefully considered. [BELCH!]
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 I promise: I have never sued someone but if could have (with money) there’d be about 5 as*holes with my lawyers up their butts.
#James2020Vision 🇺🇸 Bill #healthcare: Eminent domain justifies: Every #pharmaceutical company is under US ownership & #CDC management. Deserved!
#James2020Vision 🇺🇸 #healthcarereform Bill: every healthcare service or product provider is audited. Profits cannot exceed 3% annually.
#James2020Vision 🇺🇸 #healthcarereform 2 Bills: 1st makes private sale of health insurance illegal. 2nd funds printing of a Medicare cards for ALL.
#James2020Vision 🇺🇸 Bill: A gun used in crime: original owner > 2 yrs prison. Regulated militia (military) members keep weapons at armory.
#James2020Vision 🇺🇸 Bill: A 10-year phase out of all business bankruptcy protection. An owner of a business must assume all financial liability.
#James2020Vision 🇺🇸 Bill: #H1BVisa reform: We will not admit highly skilled workers from impoverished nations who need them. Immoral. Stops.
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 #Justice: 5 Federal Colleges of #Community #Policing: “Great people who become great cops.”
Scdl 8:30 pm
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 Proposal: #Justice reform: No community should outsource their criminal punishment to the private sector. Immoral.
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 Proposal: USA owns and controls ammunition sources. Bullets: $100 each for civilians. #safety
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 I promise: I will wear a wifi cam during at all time. I love transparency! Even when showering (ladies).
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 I promise: If elected, in the interest of supporting population control (if you believe it) I will remain a #bachelor.
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 I promise: You will not just learn about #UFOs; I’ll introduce you to my friends. A welcoming first contact. #emissary
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 Amendment 28: Corruption of money in democracy ends, with all clauses within Public-Campaign-Financing.org #democracy
#James2020vision [🇺🇸] Make America Diabetic Again! The FDA will enforce strict control over sugar based consumer products.
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 Proposal: Rename the Department of Justice -> The Department of Social Justice. Fairness of ALL law - a new priority.
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 Amendment no. __: #Democracy for #Families: Every parent of any number of children gets 1.25 votes for 20 years.
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 I promise: I will never stand with our allies and insult our vital intel agencies while denying a clear attack on us.
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 Day after tomorrow's catchphrase is:
James 2020! He’s experimented with just about everything! Experiments. #Election2020
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 Today’s catchphrase is:
James 2020! Kicking some people’s asses so he can later kick ass for the people! #Election2020
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 Tomorrow's catchphrase is:
James 2020! He may have a nasty past but he's cleaned up a lot! #Election2020
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 Bill: Congressional Office of #Comedy:
12 comedians/jesters, 2 in wells of both houses - disruptive w great allowance.
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 The people you see in my campaign are not the people you’ll see in my cabinet. Those people are hard at work doing their thing. They join me later.
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 #Taxes: ALL income is INCOME. We move toward a moral economy: $1M/yr > 100% income tax. No exceptions / deductions.
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 If elected you potus: No lobbyists in the White House. Only a voter should petition the government heshe’s redress of grievances. #democracy
#James2020vision [🇺🇸] If elected: No lobbyists. Only a voter should petition the government redress of grievances. #democracy #publiccampaign
#James2020vision [🇺🇸] The White House will have an official band and singers. If you see me you’ll hear #RocknRoll and #music first and last.
#James2020vision [🇺🇸] If elected your potus: White House South Lawn keg parties every Saturday night and snooty wine tasting on Friday nights.
#James2020vision [🇺🇸] I promise I will not play golf. I will build a MINI GOLF course at the White House. Make Mini Golf Great Again.
#James2020vision 🇺🇸 Bill: by imminent domain ALL BEACHES are open to the public and dogs. #NationalParkService will take-over. #freedom
#James2020 🇺🇸 Bill: Job Share: 20 hrs/week limit. Paired jobs. Massive underemployment, riots, starvation and wars come unless we act.
as population on Earth grow toward 12 Billion by 2050. .
#James2020 🇺🇸 Bill: The Truth Implant: Everybody records everything with brain implants. Like that Black Mirror story.
#James2020 🇺🇸 Bill: Birth control technology installed in all babies. Can be unlocked at age 25.
#James2020 🇺🇸 We will have an evidence based legislature. We will look to all world neighbors. We will use what works. We will be a shining example of #humanity.
#James2020 🇺🇸 #democracy: 90% crtnty: CHOSEN once. I can do it again. They chose well. A creative activist who knows WTF is going on. What’s wrong. Critical of HIMSELF.
#James2020 🇺🇸 Bill: Alien rights. We have neighbors Sol 3! You can check #timetravelwish. They were f-ed over last #time. Never again. We will be READY.
#James2020Vision 🇺🇸 Bill: Any gun used in a crime: original owner > prison. Well regulated militia (military) members can keep weapons at the armory. #2nd intent.
#James2020 🇺🇸 Bill: Physicians will become real doctors (again). 5 Medical Colleges subsidized 100%; earned admittance. Luxury living god-complexed as*holes: history.
#James2020 🇺🇸 Bill: 20 Federal Colleges of Community Policing will be built. Great people who spend 4 years becoming GREAT COPS. #leos #policing
#James2020 Bill number 2: Any parent of any number of children will be assigned ½ vote for all elections. #Families will have power. #Kids will have EVERY available opportunity.
#James2020 > 3 new amendments to the #USConstitution: 1. #PublicCampaignFinancing. 2. #SinglePayerHealthcare. 3. #FinancialControl to the people.
My cabinet: ½ women. People who have been poor. Advocates. People who’ve been on food stamps. Historians. Teachers. Champion ass-kickers for the people! #James2020.
#Capitalism has destroyed a beautiful dream of #freedom and #opportunity. #Greed has infected millions of decent people. Sh*t is hitting the FAN soon.
INCOME CAPS coming. RENT control. Food cost capped. Housing cost control. Federal tax rate to 95%. Single Payer healthcare. Bankruptcy protection GONE. What will you greedy fu*ks do?
When Wall Street is rubble I’ll know Americans have come to their senses about what causes more harm in this country. Rich fu*ks; I’m bringing you down. #timetravelwish
#James2020 🇺🇸 If a poor person is to lead, how will heshe ever be found in an ocean?
When #hope is failing we are as blinded by despair. #Salvation lost.
#James2020 🇺🇸 ATTENTION: Bill proposal: The term “My views are my own.” Banned!
#James2020 🇺🇸 Eureka! To help end partisanship in Washington D.C., I will propose a bar within walking distance to the Capitol called: Bar Fights, for lawyers.
#James2020 🇺🇸 If elected your president I will SOCIALIZE chocolate. Redistribution of chocolate to the masses. Free chocolate in school. Promise?
#James2020 🇺🇸 If I am elected your president; kids will have real tree forts on the South Lawn of the White House. I promise.
#James2020 🇺🇸 If elected your president I’ll ask for several #climatechange extortion of the natives requests to be cancelled. I promise!
#James2020 🇺🇸 If elected I will seriously consider not tweeting! I’ll think about it. I’ll try. I’m critical of myself. I mock me everyday.
#James2020 🇺🇸 Amendment: Efficiency demands: To protect the union we will merge 20+ states and eliminate those governments. #democracy
We will vote on a new name. I will propose: The Union of the Americas.
#James2020 🇺🇸 Bill: Minimum #military entrance age: 25. Proven at college and LIFE before.
Degrees mandatory and free. #Veterans succeed!
#James2020 🇺🇸 We will have MUSIC and COMEDY in CONGRESS! Jesters shall be designated. No holds barred! POTUS gets 3.
#James2020 🇺🇸 ATTENTION: Last night I was running for President of the United States. WAS. Reconsidering. I think the USA does not deserve me. 😔
In the studio in Deep River, Connecticut. 2016.
The End All Suffering blog: infrequently updated (as of late). A beginning. An about me profile. Last year:
7.31.17: I may edit and move this over to here (CHECKBOX). PAGE: most is relevant:
FREE: Promises! Promises! Promises!
Or, Would you like to know more?
Tweets that may or may not be actual campaign promises that I can fulfill if elected your president and can gain the cooperation of our congress. About 3 dozen as of the first few weeks since my decision to launch the exploratory phase of this campaign.
Campaign Promises as a tweet collection in Twitter Moments: